True love will conquer all - even wicked step-mothers...
Chances are he actually is a prince, too. But you might have to kiss some frogs to find him - slimy but necessary to find the one your heart desires.
2. Love is blind
Yes, he may well be a hairy-backed monster recluse, who hasn't left his castle home since that wicked witch put a curse on him - but even so. When you love someone, you see past all their flaws (and hair) to the person within. Aw.
3. When you love someone, you will make sacrifices
Whilst The Little Mermaid's Ariel took her dedication a tad too far by abandoning life under the ocean in favour of the dashing Eric, making the odd small sacrifice (giving away your last Rolo, for example) for your betrothed is a perfectly reasonable thing to do. Love makes you do crazy things, after all...
4. True love will conquer all - even wicked step-sisters...
And wicked step-uncles (hello, Scar from The Lion King). Oh, and horrendous witches who will try to kill you. But don't worry, you'll outsmart them.
5. We all know (and need) our own Sleepy, Doc, Grumpy, et al
If the only woman in your life turns out to be an evil stepmother, trade in the bridesmaids for seven ushers instead. If they work in a gem mine they might even be able to sort you out with some cheap rings. An all-round win-win situation.
6. You'll travel to your wedding in style
Er, hello, Aladdin's carpet. Why drive when you can fly?
7. Your wedding will most likely take place in a huge ballroom. Just to warn you
There will be a first dance and your guests will expect it to be spectacular. You and Prince Charming had better get practising.
8. You should probably have a drastic hair change the day before
Actually, we're not so sure about this one - but it worked for Rapunzel.
9. Your wedding dress will be amazing. Just saying
Can't decide on one colour? Or one dress, for that matter? Make like Aurora in Sleeping Beauty and ask your lovely fairy godmother to change the colour of your gown as you enjoy your reception. Simple. Make sure you have a few talking birds on-hand to hold up your veil as you leave the church, too. They're always handy...
10. You will live happily ever after
Don't ask us why. Just believe.
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