Date 1: This date was with a guy I met at an event that was All about the Benjamin's. At first, I thought he had a good personality but he seem more impressed with being flossy more than anything. I told him that I would go out with him and he was excited. I myself was excited to finally be going out on a date......Until it happened. He took me to Ruth Chris (A high end steak house for those that don't know about it) where everything is Ala Carte. After picking me up in his 750 with his Gators on, Rolex shining and explaining to me that he was 10 minutes late because he had to go get $3,000.00 out his secret safe so we could have a great night out, This cheap man said when we sat down that I should order a salad because of the price and a refillable drink because he was only buying me one drink......WTH? Now I am not the girl that goes for the guy that is super flossy so that was my bad 100%. On top of that, he choose the restaurant when I was just fine with my choice of Red Robin. I proceeded to order a top shelf Margarita, drink it in his face and caught a cab home after excusing myself. Then he called me 3 hours later and said... Did I somehow offend you? Really?
Date 2: After Date 1 turned out to not be a winner, I decided not to go out for awhile. About 2 months after I met Hannibal Lecter..Yes girls it was bad. Nice guy who looked good on paper but was a bit of a weirdo. We talked on the phone a few times before we went on a date. On this date I decided to drive and meet him there since the last date took a turn the way it did. I got to the table and everything was fine, until he started with the whole LL Cool J thing of licking his lips at me... and it was not just one time but that way for the rest of the night. He went from Mr. Conservative to Mr. Playboy. I felt so gross after because it seemed that all he could talk about was Sex... Not a first date move at all. After dinner, I told him I had to head home and he begged me to come to his house for coffee. I proceeded to give valet my ticket and went home. I swear you would have seen me on the news if I went home with him.
Date 3: So AGAIN, I waited until I went on a date for awhile because I was starting to believe that I had bad juju on me and then I met The Snorer. I was out with friends when I met him and he was a cool guy. We were all at a bar hanging and at the end of the night he asked for my number, I gave it to him because if nothing else, we could hang out sometime. We talked back and forth on the phone for about 2 weeks before he asked me to go to the movies... I accepted. He asked if I would drive since his car was being serviced and I agreed (Yes he did really have a car and it was being serviced...LOL). We were going to the movies and on the way there he was yawning in the car. I asked if he was too tired to go and he said no. we got to the movies and as soon as the lights went low, his eyes closed.... He began to snore before the previews were even done. I had to shake him awake 3 times because he was so loud that people were turning and looking at me like WTH? Of course the movie goes off and the lights turn on and sunshine is all awake and refreshed. This fool turns to me and says "oh, that movie was great, now lets go back to my place so I can rock your world since I'm good and refreshed now" ARE YOU SERIOUS?? I gave him an evil look and he said, Oh I should feed you first and then hit that. Fool you must be crazy. The usual 15 minute car ride from the movies to his house took me 5. I swear I sped through the streets so fast and he had the nerve to think I was speeding to get to his house to give him some...No idiot, I am dropping you off and hitting this corner so hard all you will see is the rear of my tires.
Needless to say dating was ruff for me but then, He came.
And now my life is complete. Thank You Scott for giving me hope, allowing my dreams to come true and giving me LOVE.
To all my single bloggers out there.. Have hope because there are still some good ones out there. Be patience and know that they will find you just when you need them the most.
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