somethingwickednc:
"My dad stuck the ring in a stick of deodorant, then told my mom she
needed to use it. Small argument ensues when mom tells dad she does not
need it."
anonymous:
"I proposed to my wife in Times Square at New Year's Eve (I was going
for maximum cheezy!) She was pretty emotional and took a while to
believe I was serious (even though I had a ring). This being New York,
strangers started shouting at her to 'HURRY UP LADY, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
WE DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT!'"
aquariums:
"I was on the ferry to the Statue of Liberty a few months back, and
suddenly we see a plane writing something in the sky... Extremely
slowly. Like, ridiculously slow. I know it must take a while to write
something out in the sky, but it seriously took like 25 minutes for this
dude to write "MARRY ME SUE" in the sky. By the time he had written
Sue's name, the "MARRY ME" had faded from the sky."
ABlackThaiAffair:
"I saw a guy propose to his girlfriend in a Subway at around 9 at
night. It was so unbelievably awkward because it was just the three of
us in the shop. She said no, the guy cried and I still had to order my
sub while they sat there."
apiratenamedbob:
"Pilot here. Guy ask me to fly him and his SO over a field, where 150
people had formed a heart and two rings. Huge show, I was really
impressed. When she saw it, her response was: "Look at all those idiots!
How ridiculous is that??"
He did not ask his question that day."
aladyredditor:
"I knew a guy who was at McDonalds with his girlfriend one time, and as
a joke he wrapped a fry around her finger and said, "Will you McMarry
me?" She started crying and called her mom and like started planning the
wedding the next day. He hadn't meant to propose but he didn't have the
heart to tell her so, so he just married her."
s**ttycats:
"I was a restaurant in NYC once with my whole family and there was a
couple at a table across from ours. The man had the restaurant bake a
ring into a cake which was to be presented to his girlfriend so he could
pop the question. The wait staff made this known to likely the entire
restaurant so when the cake was brought out all eyes were on them. The
woman proceeds to cut into the slice of cake finding the ring. She
looked mortified. You could see the "are you f**ing kidding me face" on
her a mile away. She said no. Promptly placed the ring on the table and
left the restaurant, leaving the man behind with his head in his hands.
He sat there for 20 minutes or so before paying his bill and leaving."
weaselmeat:
"I proposed to my wife in Dublin, which is more difficult than it
sounds because it's not a romantic city. After dinner, I decided that
the Halfpenny Bridge was about the best place to get the job done. Right
in the middle of my proposal, I hear the unmistakable sound of a drunk
guy pissing off the bridge not 10 feet behind me. Ireland has never let
me down."
Toast_n_Gravy:
"I unfortunately didn't witness it but my best friend just got engaged
and when her SO proposed they were in a little french deli. She had just
put a massive mouthful of pie in her face when she saw he had got down
on one knee. She was so shocked she spat the pie out all over herself,
all over him, all over everything. She just sort of nodded ... it was
very like her to do something like that so it's all fine but still ... I
don't think he was expecting pie in his face."
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