'You do not understand!' Little girl adorably explains wedding etiquette to dad

In an adorable clip posted to YouTube recently, a 4-year-old flower girl (who, according to TODAY's Tamron Hall, looks a lot like a miniature Amy Schumer) schools her dad on what behavior is expected — and not expected — at a wedding.

Lest he embarrass her on the big day, she goes on to give him a lesson in the universally-acknowledged cardinal sin of weddings: calling people's names as they walk down the aisle.

"Dad," she says kindly. "You can't call my name when I'm gonna be walking down the aisle. No one can call us, because we're gonna be busy walking down the aisle. No one can call our names."

Is the bride paying 4-year-old Jojo? Because we kind of think she should be.

Oh, and "princess" is not an acceptable substitute for her real name, either. You'll have to think outside the box, Dad.